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ORBITAL BLUES: EVERJOY Turbo Dork You’re lucky that your healthBeyond the orbit of the conflict wracked Melange 223, the Everjoy Amusement Park and Rides stands forlorn and nearly forgotten. With infrastructure long destroyed and no way in or out, it has managed to complete three lonely orbits alone and uninhabited. Remedia Alala thinks otherwise. Giles Ektro still lives, she insists. And we must find him. She's not alone in her sentiments for the reclusive genius, once the master engineer of the park, is pursued